Dear Ex-Lover(s),
Despite the results of the test, I still hate you. Am I positive? Yes, I'm sure you still make my blood boil, but in an unscripted twist of fate I'm negative. Wait. Positive and negative? It's impossible. I'm positive; I'm negative. You may now exhibit a great sigh of relief knowing that you dodged a bullet. At this point you should resume your planning of your ordinary life without me.
Regards,
S.A. [not even a drip]
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Written 'Tussin to combat the ill-effects of the mundane 9 to 5.
Should I jazz up the blog and make it more aesthtetically appealing or maintain the minimalist approach?
About Me
- Scriptural Apothecary
- The author of the Scriptural Apothecary gets paid to communicate his ideas using the written word, but hardly considers himself a capable writer. The author thinks his life to this point has been a series of "phases." He currently resides on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and recently convinced himself to give up masturbation as a preventative measure for his eyesight, on account of his Catholic guilt. He believes posting to this blog will suffice as mental masturbation, you know, until he enters the next phase of his life. When the author isn't portraying himself in a self-indulgent light he can be found at the bar. Feel free to approach him with a beer, but be forewarned - he will defend Salinger as a great American author as he mixes with hops and barley.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment