S.A.:"Hi. I'm S.A."
Girl: "Hi. I'm (irrelevant)."
[Time lapses as I drink myself stupid and say things that are undoubtedly funny, but are incomprehensible to her.]
S.A.: "So what do you do to pay the rent in this crazy city?"
Girl: "Freelance."
S.A.: "I'm sorry. Maybe I'm drunk, but could you describe freelance to me. I mean, I understand the concept, but it sounds like bullsh*t and leads me to believe your parents are subsidizing your extravagant lifestyle."
Girl: "Haha. You're such an ass. Freelance is anything you want it to be. For me it happens to be writing."
S.A.: "Oh that's cool. It sounds demanding. I'd imagine I'd be a good freelancer."
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Should I jazz up the blog and make it more aesthtetically appealing or maintain the minimalist approach?
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- Scriptural Apothecary
- The author of the Scriptural Apothecary gets paid to communicate his ideas using the written word, but hardly considers himself a capable writer. The author thinks his life to this point has been a series of "phases." He currently resides on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and recently convinced himself to give up masturbation as a preventative measure for his eyesight, on account of his Catholic guilt. He believes posting to this blog will suffice as mental masturbation, you know, until he enters the next phase of his life. When the author isn't portraying himself in a self-indulgent light he can be found at the bar. Feel free to approach him with a beer, but be forewarned - he will defend Salinger as a great American author as he mixes with hops and barley.
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