Enunciating Days

It certainly is not "Mondy" or even "Tuesdy." Can't you speak, you degenerate? It's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. These minor infractions have recently seized hold of me, and I'm not sure why, but can no longer be ignored. Of course I didn't correct the offender, I just jotted it down in this terrible little blog that nobody ever reads. I epitomize the term coward.