Sincerest Apologies

Approximately a week ago a reader challenged me to broaden the depth of this awful blog. She cited reasons such as, "Your blog reads like blah blah blah sex," or "dimension," and claimed it was predictable. I was beginning to wonder if anyone else was actually reading, because I was having similar thoughts as the reader. I was worried that I was becoming a caricature of myself with immature little dick and fart jokes. So I gave it a break, and I'm just not happy with the end result. I'm sick of my pathetic commentary on current events, sports, and NYC. It just didn't fit me. I will be resuming the previous path, because the new me was just completely mind-numbingly awful.