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Apparently, and this is news to me, she is completely disinterested in the fact that I can recite over 97.635% of the dialog from Swingers. "Oh, you're one of those guys, that has to quote every line from a movie or song," she casually jabs. No. Actually I really like talking about geopolitical issues and travel, but I can see I'm going to have to settle for talking about things that interest you - like "The Hills."

Note to self: do homework on the subtle differences of stitching between Rock Republic and Seven For All Mankind Jeans, in an attempt to feign interest.