Perfect Square

Today (3/3/2009) hundreds and thousands of math nerds had reason to reach for their trusty protractors (euphemism for cock, but not really) and celebrate today's date - a perfect square. What? I don't get it. Well, 3 squared = 9. It's a fairly rare occurrence, and apparently we will have to wait approximately seven more years until we witness it again (4/4/2016). Well ladies and gentlemen, how about this for mathematical significance? Today I turn a quarter of a century and will try my very hardest to drink my age within 2.5 straight hours at Swig. As an encore, I'm going to ralph 25 times tomorrow at work! Yahtzeeeeee!