Mid-Forties

I can't wait for my mid-forties. I know for a lot of people it's a scary thought, but I look forward to my life unfolding according to plan. How hard could life be when you're in a middle management role making six figures, you've got an ambitious recent undergrad willing to embellish the unnatural curvature of his spine and go blind staring at excel to better your "franchise," and 75% of your workday devoted to correspondence with your wife - be it calling her, sending texts to her, or picking up her phone calls to bother you about things like dinner? Serfdom is so limited.