About Me

I was thinking today, as I searched other blogs, that the "About Me" portion of my blog is completely and unnecessarily redundant. Sure it's helpful if you want a quick abstract, but if you can't deduce (from the rest of the content) that I encounter women and drink lots of beer...well, then I guess the "About Me" section is reserved for you.

What started me on this "soul-searching" endeavor? Well, I was looking at another woman's blog and it was really well written, and I found myself wanting to find out more about her, which directed me to the "About Me" section. At the sight of her description I immediately wanted to perform a laparoscopy on this particular individual, to ensure that she could never poison the world with her spawn, what with a description that reads, "It's hard to say. ; P" That's it. Nothing like: I hug vegetables because I'm a maniacal vegetarian, nothing about her station in life, nothing about her interest in music, or even a reference to her favorite flavor of porn. Nothing. Just that terrible phrase, accentuated in all of its horrendous splendor by a pitiful emoticon. If you come across this particular twatwaffle, or any other description that lacks in such a flagrant manner, please don't hesitate to leave them a bunch of expletives in the comments section. K.Thx.Bye.