Maybe I'm old skool or maybe I'm just completely ignorant, but I can't understand the merits of Twitter. I understand what it is, and what it does. Blah blah blah micro-blog blah 140 characters, etc. I don't see the need for this additional noise on the already congested intertubes. I rarely find myself in the position where I need to know what another person is doing, and hardly think to do anything other than call that person when I do. Yeah that's great that Lance Armstrong posted to his Twitter account immediately after his bike was stolen. Who cares? Lance Armstrong doesn't care about my two functioning testicles, so why should I even consider his "miraculous" and tainted life? I've been reading a lot about the "Twitter Phenomenon" recently and I'm just bewildered. So I got to thinking. What would my Twitter read like on a Friday night?
SA@scripturalapothecary: Texting people & watching the woeful Knicks. (8PM)
SA@scripturalapothecary: Taking a dump, while reading MensHealth. (8:23PM)
SA@scripturalapothecary: Lathering soap on my body in the shower. (8:37PM)
SA@scripturalapothecary: At Ryan's Daughter. (9:32PM)
SA@scripturalapothecary: Drunk. Convincing a girl more drunk than me to put her tongue down my throat. (12:02AM)
SA@scripturalapothecary: Sending drunk texts. (2:30AM)
SA@scripturalapothecary: Convincing the drunk girl in my bed that there is such a thing as a bad bj. (who really knows what time this is)
Interesting right? Doesn't your worthless little life feel enahanced after looking at my Twitter?
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ReplyDeletesooo, you're on twitter? I like it...a lot. I think because i can share news/links with people without sending out 500 emails a day. My 'followers' can check in if they want, when they want. Find me.
ReplyDeleteListen here, Tobias. I'm not on Twitter. I think it's utterly moronic. There will be no Twitter for the S.A.
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