Intercourse:
His - He talks about it constantly. He thinks he's coy with all of his innuendos and jokes and thinks that he has to wait for the next Summer Olympics for her to get drunk enough to consider slapping skins.
Hers - Considering she doesn't talk about it nearly as much as he does, she has no problem waking him up for the fourth go of the physical act of making love a.k.a. coitus, at 4 AM.
Summary: Most women love to F*CK!
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Should I jazz up the blog and make it more aesthtetically appealing or maintain the minimalist approach?
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- Scriptural Apothecary
- The author of the Scriptural Apothecary gets paid to communicate his ideas using the written word, but hardly considers himself a capable writer. The author thinks his life to this point has been a series of "phases." He currently resides on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and recently convinced himself to give up masturbation as a preventative measure for his eyesight, on account of his Catholic guilt. He believes posting to this blog will suffice as mental masturbation, you know, until he enters the next phase of his life. When the author isn't portraying himself in a self-indulgent light he can be found at the bar. Feel free to approach him with a beer, but be forewarned - he will defend Salinger as a great American author as he mixes with hops and barley.
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