Editorial Correction

A simple fact-checking adventure would have led me to IMDB.com and would have indicated that Elijah Wood was not in Free Willy (1993), rather he pondered the glorious benefits of beastiality with that porpoise in the unforgettable Flipper (1996). My bad! It's hysterical that nobody even said anything when I associated Wood with Keiko the Orca. Proving my point once again, that Elijah Wood is a waste of sperm and egg. I apologize for deceiving you, the reader. That being said, does it even matter?