Garbage & Jenga

When is it time to take the garbage out?

My roommate and I have a long-standing game going re: community garbage. I'm in no rush to take out the garbage, and he certainly doesn't volunteer to take it out. Every other week we engage in a strategic game of Jenga. It's not intentional. It just kind of happens. We stack the trash up into a pyramid structure, and usually it takes on a Jenga-like form. The idiot that adds the piece of trash that topples the structure is charged with taking the trash out. In the past I'd be beside myself because I had a roommate that had mastered garbage Jenga. He could stretch it an additional week before it had to be taken out. I'd always catch him chuckling, knowing it would take something special to take his Jenga crown. That type of sentiment twists my titties. If the garbage is full, just take it out. Don't play games. If you've mastered garbage Jenga, chances are your roommate has a deep-seeded hatred towards you.