Dear Mother Nature,
You heartless wench. I know you're beyond menopause, but it would be great if you could kick your slow ass into high gear and rotate yourself on your axis around the sun. It's only the second week of January and I'm no longer willing to play the "prisoner" to my UES "jail." Winter is a transvestite hooker waiting on the L subway platform cleverly plotting to give me gonorrhea. I'm sick of seeing it.
K.Thx.Bye.
S.A.
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Written 'Tussin to combat the ill-effects of the mundane 9 to 5.
Should I jazz up the blog and make it more aesthtetically appealing or maintain the minimalist approach?
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- Scriptural Apothecary
- The author of the Scriptural Apothecary gets paid to communicate his ideas using the written word, but hardly considers himself a capable writer. The author thinks his life to this point has been a series of "phases." He currently resides on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and recently convinced himself to give up masturbation as a preventative measure for his eyesight, on account of his Catholic guilt. He believes posting to this blog will suffice as mental masturbation, you know, until he enters the next phase of his life. When the author isn't portraying himself in a self-indulgent light he can be found at the bar. Feel free to approach him with a beer, but be forewarned - he will defend Salinger as a great American author as he mixes with hops and barley.
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