Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Elijah Wood

Should Free Willy (1993) be considered the pinnacle or pit of his career? He's so pathetic that I'm actually considering an "Either / Or" segment judging the acting chops of Keiko, the Orca whale that played Willy or Elijah Wood. Good God, Elijah. I will pray for you and will light a candle for you at church in hopes that another facial hair will sprout on your boyish face by the age of 40.

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