Honesty & Speech

My patience wears thin when offenders take the liberty to abuse English phrases. As we become more technologically advanced, implementing texts, gchats, instant messages, etc., the language becomes increasingly perverted. Witnessing people democratize the rules of the spoken word on a daily basis gives me mental jock itch. The most outrageous example is when people say some sort of variation of, "I'm going to be honest...." So let me get this straight, unless you preface a statement with the aforementioned terminology you are lying directly to my face? Please stop with statements like this, because, "Let's be honest, it makes you sound like you're incapable of forming intelligent speech."